10 tell-tale signs that your relationship has taken over your life.
1) You spend more than 45 minutes in Hallmark.
2) You put him in first position on your speed dial.
3) You do a web search for his name -- on every search engine.
04) You see nothing wrong with Glenn Close's attitude in Fatal Attraction.
5) You have an overwhelming urge to read the names on his post-it notes.
6) You know his daily schedule, and have committed it to memory.
7) You read his astrological forecast before reading your own.
8) You save and analyze all the messages he leaves on your answering machine.
9) You forgive and forget your ex-boyfriend(s).
10) You look forward to meeting his parents.